struggles of a dark girl

Glad to help!

2009-09-01T21:21:00.000-07:00

Mynameisduma (9:17:07 PM): would you like to contribute to my foundation?

disgirlisbootie (9:17:34 PM): which foundation would that be

Mynameisduma (9:17:52 PM): let me show you

Mynameisduma (9:17:53 PM):

disgirlisbootie (9:19:28 PM): NIIIICE

*******isbootie (9:19:31 PM): how muich is it

*******sduma (9:19:33 PM): a small donation will make a kid suuuper happy!

*******sduma (9:19:40 PM): 60 dollars

*******sduma (9:19:41 PM):

*******sbootie (9:19:50 PM): i got fiiiive on it!

*******sduma (9:19:55 PM):

*******sduma (9:19:58 PM): yes!!!

*******sduma (9:20:27 PM): you and tony have a great heart!

*******sduma (9:20:33 PM): may God bless you

*******sbootie (9:20:48 PM): =)

Fallen Princess's

2009-08-16T15:17:00.000-07:00

Michael Cera

2009-08-16T14:59:00.001-07:00

Cera Ditches Girlfriend

The pair has been together for three years, but sources claim Cera’s head has been turned by the attention of other ladies since his career kicked off, thanks to roles in Juno, Nick and Norah’s Infinate Playlist and Year One - and he wants to date around…

(via hollywood.com)

Back off ladies, I got this…

Taking Woodstock

2009-08-13T19:14:00.000-07:00

I've always felt like I was supposed to be born in the 60's, maybe I was a hippie in my previous life. I grew up in a house full of great music influences, mainly classic rock, listening to bands like the Grateful Dead, The Who, Janis Joplin, Santana, Deep Purple, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeplin, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, the list goes on. Anyway, I can't wait to see this movie! I'll probably take along my other half who can also relate to me on this same level of rock & roll.

Round Three

2009-08-13T18:21:00.000-07:00

Hi Blogspot, it's been a while. I did not forget about you. Mama's back!

Pudge.

2009-05-13T23:28:00.000-07:00

FUCK. I was doing sooo good. Why did I have to start liking food again? Whyyy?!

Sold Out? Eff that!

2009-05-01T11:31:00.000-07:00

Last night the homie Beeker invited us to watch the Dodger game. But to our luck, the game was sold out..well of the $15 tickets. I was not about to pay $70 for sport I'm just partial to. We sure did not let this spoil our fun. We decided to head to good ol' K-town to stuff our faces at Manna & then proceeded to Ding Dong Dang for some karaoke lovin'. A few of us split up after Ding Dong Dang's, but us, the down one's, down one's being Vicious Vic, QJ, Beeker, Chan and I decided to head over to Lucky Strike for a few dranks. LS was dead so after round two, Chan and I decided we were drunk and headed home. Successful Thursday night I'd have to say!

2009-04-28T20:38:00.000-07:00

Wanna See Something Crazy???

LITTLE BIT - LYKKE LI

2009-04-28T11:35:00.000-07:00

Some feel good.

Deuce Deuce Birthday Bonanza

2009-04-28T10:31:00.000-07:00

A photo recap that justifies my funnest birth-weekend ever! Although round one was a blur, from what I remember, I had a blast, the alcohol’s effect made me feel like I missed my own birthday! I guess those kinds of nights are the best, after all.

Round One: Din din at Lazy Dog Cafe followed by debauchery to it's fullest at Lucky Strike.

Round Two: Feel Karaoke in K-town! btw, you should be jealous if you didn't come.

Thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes, comments, texts, phone calls, and appearances at my events!

I’m truly so grateful for everyone and most importantly, my closest friends, co-workers, and family members.

THANK YOU AGAIN! And I’m okay!!! Long weekend but I’m safe and didn’t end up in the ER.

People who posts photos of them and their partner kissing and shit makes me nauseous.

2009-04-20T10:28:00.000-07:00

save that for the archives only. please.

HAPPY 3 YEAR ANNY thelta $meLtA!

2009-04-20T10:19:00.000-07:00

HAPPY 4/20!!!

2009-04-20T10:11:00.000-07:00

This goes out to all my bud smokers, BLAZE ONE! (or two, or three, fuckkkit, blaze it all!)

Welcome back me!

2009-04-20T10:03:00.000-07:00

From September (my last post) till now, my life's been pretty hectic with work, school, and fam. Therefor i have not had any time to post, or when I do, I'm just laaaaze. But I miss thee! So HAY, i'm back! As busy as life still is, sometimes I just need to pause, calm down, and ENJOY LIFE!

La-hiem!

2008-09-20T02:04:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the lagging update ya'll! I just came back from Oktoberfest and let me tell you....it was the SHIT! Living in the South Bay, I can't describe it. We walked from Jason's house to Alpine Village and got wasted with 320z of LAGER ALL night long! Great company and chicken dancing all night. If you don't live in the southbay, ya'll are missing the fuck out. I'll have pictures up later via CHAN, my DIRRRTAY! Gnite :)

oh, Kanye

2008-09-11T12:18:00.000-07:00

The homie got arrested, it's all good though, he has the dough!

Kanye Attack Caught on Tape

wowww...
thanks Bo!

"I Decided"...

2008-09-01T15:47:00.000-07:00

Solange Knowles has lately been the icing to my cake! Sweet outfit in this vid and cannot diss the Supremes style! Love Love Love Love!

Solange I Decided Live On T4 | Solange-K.net
by solangeknet

The Cooool Kids

2008-09-01T15:38:00.000-07:00

On "Black Cab Sessions".

I forgot to mention..

2008-08-31T23:46:00.000-07:00

Ashley got herself a job!!! Finally, everything's coming into place. All I really needed was a break. Trust, they help. So come and visit me at Planet Funk at the Galls. I'm just happy and thankful to get cheddahh in the bank again. Money I can actually call my own and worked hard for! Hello once again working world, it's been a while.

HAPPY 21ST K-TIME

2008-08-31T23:12:00.000-07:00

I hope you had the craziest funnest best night ever! Actually, I know you did. Well for those of you who missed out, this is how it went down. K-Time picked me up to go to the mall to look for some "cute wedges" for her did not find any but she did find a pair of "sexy 21" heels! We made our way to casa de luans to pick him and mikey up for a grocery/liquor/beer run. We. Stocked. Up. Headed back to casa de luans and the rest of the night was history! Drunkeness, high times, great company, random company, old friends, new friends, yummy hot links, dijjonaise, beer pong, fine tunes, etc, etc.

The Birrrfday Girl :)

Gaymond saving his chair while he waits for the bathroom.

Great face Zel!

The best friend andthe boyfriend.

Priceless Beeker, priceless.

Saori and Jamie :)

Pictures courtesy of this fine lady, Tram!

more pictures to come

Two Words

2008-08-31T09:59:00.000-07:00

Hang Over.

Time to wind down

2008-08-30T12:56:00.000-07:00

After all the stress, heat, homework, and studying it's finally time to just kick back and relax. My life for the past month or so has been revolved around spending more time with my family.

It feels freakin' good. The kin are actually playing "magic" memory in my room as I sit here at this exact moment.

My memory isn't quite what it used to be, although my very good friend Mr. Bane told me a few days ago that I have the best memory out of all his friends! Thanks Jason. Anyways, I played a game with my baby cousin Paolo about a half an hour ago and he wooped my ass!

I really couldn't believe it especially with our 16 year age difference, which proves to show how much of a fresh, young, clean mind he has compared to my cluttered,debauched, drugged up one. hahaha.

Tonight we are going to celebrate my BFF Kristela-Mae's twenty first. You're finally 21 baby! This is what you've been waiting for and I hope you have the best ever. Great company, fine tunes, and whole lotta liquor and herbal remedies! This should be fun :)

Happy Birthay MJ!

2008-08-29T17:50:00.000-07:00

The KING turns the big 5-0!

Great Find

2008-08-29T10:00:00.000-07:00

If you're like me--fancy the world of magz but too broke to subscribe or you don't want to spend your last $5 buying the new issue of your favorite magazine but looove reading up on the collection of your best hombres?

Well maybe if you can relate to any of the above, or if you simply love browsing through magazines, this may be of interest to you:
Mygazines, a FREE virtual magazine archive where you can browse through your favorite issues with Flash on your computer. Free from the $5 you’ll have to hand over to pay for the magazine, free from the clutter that will accumulate in your room, and free from whatever that results from buying actual magazines.

I suppose they are getting sued from authors of magazines, so who knows when this site will shut down. Until then…happy browsing!

ANNOUNCEMENT - COMMON FEAT. PHARRELL

2008-08-29T09:49:00.000-07:00

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GOOD MORNING!

2008-08-29T09:33:00.001-07:00

Hello Hello! To explain this previous hiatus these past two weeks have been pretty busy for me. From painting and cleaning my uncle/new neighbor's new casa to watching the little cousins run a muck in my house and eating my all my hawaiian made cookies to my first week of going back to school! Now that I have most of my shit settled I am back, woohoo!

Well here it finally is, and it’s so beautiful - warmed my heart. GOOD MORNING!

amen, amen.

2008-08-17T21:56:00.000-07:00

Taylor Mali

Forever

2008-08-16T21:43:00.000-07:00

Jesse & The Rippers - Forever.

Featuring moments such as John Stamos shirtless and singing, John Stamos shirtless and holding babies, John Stamos shirtless and playing guitar, John Stamos shirtless and looking pensive and John Stamos shirtless and wearing overalls. We truly get the full John Stamos acting spectrum.

Everything this man did in the late 80s early 90s was done in an attempt to get some. I bet it worked because Uncle Jesse? Uncle Jesse was the first man I ever had a crush on and right now? At the age of 21? I still would like to tap that shit accordingly.

Have mercy.

Oh! That's why..

2008-08-16T13:26:00.000-07:00

I could not find skim milk at the grocery store!

"In the United States, skim milk is also known as fat free milk, due to USDA regulations stating that any food with less than ½ gram of fat per serving can be labeled fat free."
-someone on yahoo answers

Good thing I assumed it was fat free, I bought that instead.

I started this cabbage soup diet today. Day one: fruits and soup. This shit better work. It's supposed to make you lose 10 pounds in a week. I'll keep ya'll updated, wish me luck!

The (really is) delicious cabbage soup I made out of scrizatchhh!

circa2001

2008-08-15T12:57:00.001-07:00

in the words of los torrance boys..

2008-08-15T00:37:00.000-07:00

I GI FU. I just added what I am pretty sure is Ronny Turiafs real myspace. I hope this one's the real deal!

p.s. tell me why it rained, thundered, and lightninged 20 minutes ago? "Crazu" weather.

The100 Most Common English Words

2008-08-15T00:15:00.000-07:00

This made me sweat a little. 41/100, pretty hard.

Important question

2008-08-14T23:37:00.000-07:00

Why are there only 4 competitive swim strokes? Just four? They're all so different and random, surely it’d be easy to come up with others. I could develop a few. The “side swoop,” for example. Or the “bullet wag.” I’m sure the guy that came up with the butterfly was just practicing his mermaid dives. Speaking of mermaids, all my Dyesebel lovers, this one's for y'all.

TEAM EREBUS!

mmmmmm :)

Tony Balogna

2008-08-14T23:06:00.000-07:00

My nigga Tonys' birthday was on Tuesday, HAPPY TWENTY FIRST! I was digging through the archives once again and stumbled upon this picture. And since it's your birthweek Tony, it gives me more than enough reason to post this.
Prom after party 2005

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (and i quote) "BESTIE"

L-O-fucking-L

2008-08-14T00:44:00.000-07:00

This man. Listen to how his speech changes! Fucking funny. hahahahahaaaaaaaa!

PISSED OFF

2008-08-13T12:06:00.000-07:00

via internet.

HOW DID THE WORLD SPIN WITHOUT FLEETWOOD MAC?!

2008-08-13T10:58:00.000-07:00

Feel good music for any season.

My fave --Dreams

a joke? i hope.

2008-08-13T00:41:00.000-07:00

The Spain team making a slant-eye gesture. Racist? You too Pau? a little funny, just a little.

Michael Phelps love

2008-08-12T22:47:00.001-07:00

Sexy Can I?

UPDATE!

2008-08-12T19:06:00.000-07:00

Ronny Turiafs pitbull has been found. She was wandering around West Hollywood and the mail man spotted her! YAY for mail men :)

You funny funny maaaaaan

2008-08-12T10:49:00.000-07:00

Late last month I decided to add Ronny Turiaf as my myspace friend thinking this one might be his REAL myspace. I know righht? wtf? random. SO WHAT! I looove this brothaaa. Who doesn't? Not only is he ridiculously hilarious, his accent is the shizzzz! Ok, back to my story. Today, Ronny accepted my friend request and to my disappointment found it it was not his actual myspace. After perusing his page I discover his publicist is his page master. I return to my homepage finding a new bulletin posted by "Ronny Turiaf". Sorta saddened me, but still gave me the giggs.

Subject: REWARD - RONNY TURIAF PIT BULL NINA IS MISSING!!!

Body: Hello Everyone -

It's Danika, Ronny's publicist. As most of you know he is in France playing for his National Team. We need your help!!!!! We found out last night that his beloved Pitbull Nina is missing and Ronny is devastated.
For any of you dog lovers you know that is basically family!

She was last seen in BeverlyWood off of Robertson Blvd.
Nina is very friendly and if anyone finds her there will definitely be a handsome reward and some "extra's"!

Please help...Ronny feels helpless all the way in France. I will be looking for her all day today along with his family and friends that are in town.

Please re-post if you can and below is a pic of Nina!

lolz. And here's a lil sumthin sumthin to hopefully get you smilin. It works for me! LA will miss ya mann, you will be missed.

Before Mi Brunch Time...

2008-08-12T09:56:00.000-07:00

Happiness is the secret to all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without happiness.
— Christian Dior

Mhmm Daz That Shiit

2008-08-12T01:46:00.000-07:00

Kanyeezy did it again, his CHAMPION video. Very cuuute, yah?

Miss the days when..

2008-08-11T22:55:00.000-07:00

Bo and I would cruise around the wiggity whackk yet unforgettable 909, and coast down the 71, 60, 57, 91, 710, 405, and 605 wasting away gas to make silly yet most enjoyable videos of ourselves. They've been buried in the archives for months now and I feel it's time to let them out. Viewers enjoy! oh yah, don't judge. we don't!

feelings? nottt. just into it...hahaaa

check out the switching of the lanes. that's talent if i must say so!

"We in West Coviiiiiinaaaaa"

ft. the VU kids.

These aren't even half of the collection, but we'll save those for another day :)

YIKES!

2008-08-11T17:14:00.000-07:00

OK, I'm sorry Nine West but you took ankle accessorizing to a whole new level...and it's not a pretty one. Thong ankle guard? WTF? gross.

US mens 4x100 freestyle relay SMASHED!

2008-08-11T11:58:00.000-07:00

Last night while I was chatting with my bff K-time, I had mentioned to her how I wished I was a swimmer..well here:

disgirlisbootie (11:34:38 PM): i wish i was a swimmer

kristelabella (11:34:47 PM): hahaha why?

disgirlisbootie (11:34:49 PM): and i was in the 2008 olympics

disgirlisbootie (11:35:15 PM): and michael phelps was my very good friend

disgirlisbootie (11:35:27 PM): ideal.
kristelabella (11:35:29 PM): lol

I also hadn't mentioned to her that I just watched the US mens 4x100 freestyle relay team which was an amazing race I must say. That's what sparked the whole idea of wanting to become a swimmer. I'm more over it but man, as crazy as I may seem, I really wish I was there and took part of this race. If only I could swim...like a PRO!
Just see for yourself:

Can you feel the victory? Shiiitttt, I can!
Oh yah, bodies like gods..mmmhuhhh.

Flippin Amazing

2008-08-10T22:59:00.000-07:00

the BMW GINA light Visionary Model.
technology mann, technology.

damnn

2008-08-10T16:42:00.000-07:00

RIP Isaac Hayes. The man, and a true legend.

SHAFT

Isaac Hayes - The Look of Love (live in 1973)

team USA, all the way

2008-08-10T10:34:00.000-07:00

So. This morning. I wake up, it's around 8:30, turn on my pc, open up mozilla to my homepage to inadvertently find out the outcome of the USA vs. China game. Forreal Yahoo? Utterly ruining my whole waking up early on a Sunday just to watch my boys kill China. Oh, well! Still watching. And in the spirit of the Olympic basketball team I just wanted to recognize the ultimate "Dream Team".

GO USA :)

Something New to Look at

2008-08-09T18:39:00.000-07:00

So, I've recently painted my room and I looove it! Also, I have finally found my camera so great news :) -- pictures of my fresh new living space!

I'd rather much stay home now, well for the mean time at least.

You will be missed

2008-08-09T15:53:00.000-07:00

Sayonara Mi Vida Loca

2008-08-09T11:32:00.000-07:00

Yes, that's correct. See ya later crazy life of mine. After some recent events I have decided to change my lavish, easy going life upside down which means no more selfish, lazy, bratty Ashley. No more lies. It's finally time to buckle down and start doing something with my life. I will be on hiatus from my usual gallivanting, bar hopping, club ratting for the next four years but for the better-- being the better for the better. Although I've disappointed and embarrassed the only person in my life who actually cared, this gigantic weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I don't have to keep perusing this hideous falsity I've been hiding for the past three years. Out with the old, in with the new. This doesn't mean I'll be avoiding everyone. I'm still down for the occasional coffee shop socializing and rants about the latest. Keep me updated ya'll!

oh yah, RIP Bernie Mac :(